July 22, 2009 in Blog, Photography by mazaziman

Danga Bay at Dusk

gamba ni aku capture masa joe n yayan bawak aku jenjalan area Johor bulan 5 aritu. lama gila!

btw, setting yg aku guna

Aperture : f6.3
Shutterspeed : 1/40
ISO : 400

no tripod used. xde tripod, handheld je.

July 20, 2009 in Blog by mazaziman

Medical Advice

i got this from a friend. so freaking funny. u guys should read it.

Q: Doctor,  I’ve heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your  heart is only good for so many  beats, and that’s it…  don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out  eventually.  Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend  the life of your car by driving it faster.  Want to live longer? Take a  nap.

Q: Should  I cut  down on meat and  eat more fruits and  vegetables?
A: You  must grasp  logistical efficiencies.  What does a cow eat?  Hay and corn.  And what  are these?  Vegetables.  So a steak  is nothing more  than an efficient mechanism of  delivering vegetables to your  system. Need grain?  Eat  chicken.  Beef is also a good source  of field grass (green leafy vegetable).  And a pork chop can  give you  100% of your recommended daily allowance of  vegetable  products.

Q: Should  I reduce my  alcohol intake?
A:  No,  not at all.  Wine is made from  fruit.  Brandy is  distilled wine,  that means they take the water out of  the fruity bit so you  get even more of the goodness that  way.  Beer is also made out  of grain. Bottoms  up!

Q: How  can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well,  if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one  to one. If you have two bodies, your  ratio is two to  one, etc.

Q: What  are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular exercise  program?
A: Can’t  think of a single one, sorry.  My  philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q:  Aren’t  fried  foods bad for you?
A:  YOU’RE  NOT  LISTENING!!! ……  Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.  In fact,  they’re permeated in it.  How could  getting more  vegetables be bad for  you?

Q:  Will  sit-ups  help prevent me from getting a little soft  around  the middle?
A: Definitely  not! When  you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be  doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q:  Is  chocolate bad for me?
A:  Are  you crazy? HELLO Cocoa  beans ! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good  food around!

Q:  Is  swimming good for your figure?
A:  If  swimming is good for  your figure, explain whales to  me.

Q:  Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A:  Hey!  ‘Round’ is  a shape!

Well,  I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about  food  and diets. AND….. For  those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final  word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the  truth after all those conflicting nutritional  studies.

1. The Japanese eat  very little fat
and suffer  fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

2. The Mexicans  eat a lot of  fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

3. The Chinese  drink very
little  red wine and  suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

4. The  Italians drink a lot of red  wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

5. The Germans  drink a lot of beers and eat lots of  sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat  and drink what you like. Speaking  English is apparently what kills  you.

AND  REMEMBER:
‘Life should  NOT  be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving  safely in an attractive and well preserved  body, but rather  to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one  hand – chocolate in  the other – body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO  HOO, What a Ride’

Hahaha! This is just a joke.  Dont take it too hard.

July 15, 2009 in Blog, Photography by mazaziman

Playin CLS with Lan by the paddy field

this picture taken during our trip to aloq staq after wedding shot. tired, but still have some energy to waste. so, we decided tu capture ourself playing with CLS. Read more »

July 13, 2009 in Blog, Photography by mazaziman

Batu Pahat from Above

view of Batu Pahat. this picture i took from Katerina Hotel, Batu Pahat. the best shot i can get i think, coz i’m not good at photographing landscape.

July 4, 2009 in Blog, Photography, Wedding by mazaziman

Majlis Pernikahan Ajai & Lin, Triang

Ajai ni tokey kedai printing. korang nk print banner ke, bunting ke, kad kawen ke, haaa, mmg sesuai la. Pasangan dia Lin org Kemayan. akad nikah berlangsung malam, lepas Isya’. bole plak lepas tu kitorang dok lepak2 ngan kazen2 Ajai ni borak smpai kol 2 pagi. padahal esok ada majlis nih. ahahha. sib baik pengantin tak tertido kat meja makan. apa2 pon guys, enjoy d pics